I believe the crazies come out around the full moon. More babies are born, the ER's are fuller with wacko's , the jails swell with fights and drunks, and turkeys fly through windows. Yes.. at the dialysis center , a wild turkey came flying through the window and into the clinic. Apparently he was challenging himself in the reflective coating on the window and then attacked. It is in our local paper today. With glass flying and turkeys running around, one of the patients decided to announce he was spock and from Sicily , which made him an alien mobster. Then he tried to pull out his lines and rip off his shirt screaming.. out of my way squaw, as I have diseases the white man gave me...and then he turned to the nurse and wanted to know what her vagina looked like.
Yes... this is a true story!