It has come to pass that I am a fantastic babysitter. Jonny has deemed and knighted me as the best babysitter in all the land. He then took the imagined sword , which was a broom, and hit my head as hard as Lizzy Borden did her mother.
When I woke up Ellie was over me picking at my mole and saying... "umma....umma"
Needless to say I take this honor highly and had to blog about my accomplishment.
I like to spoil my grand chillins and took them both to target to get "snickity snacks, and a new movie." We ended up getting Lucky charms, spiderman fruit snacks, Nestle quick strawberry milk and Shrek 2. We ate like a fat kid eats cake, took a warm bath which must have stimulated all sphincter muscles because Ellie simutaneously puked and pooped in the water which evoked more puking from jonny and when he went to get up and out of the bath he slipped on the slimy leprechaun cereal that had collected on the side of the tub. I reached out to grab him and fell halfway into the tub. When I woke up, Ellie was over me with her finger in my nostril, saying... "umma, umma."
I put sweet Ellie to bed and proceeded to lay down with my sick little jonny and watch Ariel and as I slowly drifted off to my dreams, I hear Jonny singing with Ariel.... I almost started crying it was so cute... He even held his notes... "Part of that woooooorrrrrlllllldddddd."
God I am the luckiest Umma ever!