There is so much about humans that is gross. We are walking, talking gas and phlegm bags. We swallow our own spit by the gallons and expell gas out of a hole even while sleeping.
I believe we are the aliens, sent here to excrete all our bodily fluids upon the land and then move to another planet... say Mars..
Disgusting habits of humans ( but I do them)
1. blowing their noses in the shower...( it is the best time because it is loose!)
2. sneezing... seems harmless but it sprays your juices in a six foot radius
3. farting..of course your own doesn't smell, but the guy next to you in the movie theater? gross!
4. picking the dirt out from under your nails.... and then wiping the bacteria laden nail goo on your pants.
5. letting a dog lick you in the mouth...( I refuse to allow this one to go unnoticed) why don't we just lick the dogs butt for them?
6. letting a foreign born woman paint my toes and rub my feet for money. so freakin' awesome, but poor lady....my feet aren't bad, but what about gorilla lady next to me?
7. drinking the last 1/8th inch of your drink... all it is is backwash...
Coming from this family I am sure you all can add to this list....
Bring the disgust on.....