I went to see grandma today and there was a little hair sticking out of her nose. I watched for a while wondering if it was attached.... I looked away a couple times wondering if it would just get caught in her spoonful of mashed potatoes.... but NO!
That half black, half grey burly strand held on. I couldn't take it any more. I reached over and pulled it. Yes...this sucker was attached. So I politely asked grandma... " is this attached?" and then pinched and tugged.
"did that hurt?" I asked grandma as tears ran down her eyes.... I was laughing so hard by this point that I am not sure of her answer.
Would you let grandma roll around with a longer than normal nose hair? She said it wasn't there this morning and it must have grown since then... ( this is 1130 am). This hair had sprouted and rooted all at the same time.
All family be warned..... I will groom you at will...
4 comments:
Your like a momma monkey.
I am still laughing, it was so quick, and so sudden, and so awesome.
i promise that if i ever see a hair protruding from your nose i will tell you so you can get it, if your too old to get it your self i will pull it.
I also will tell you if you have dirty ear or hair on your mole.
because i love u.
my husband likes to tell me when its time for me to get out the cream for my womanstashe. he thinks its funny.
thanks monica.... I know I will be well groomed in my olden age...
your a keeper
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