Monday, May 4, 2009

Top 10 things I thought about as I fell

10. Oh shit!!!
9. Are those my feet in the air?
8. Did I buy the winning lotto ticket?
7. I am hungry
6. Who is the stupid ass that polished these floors
5. How loud will I fart when I land?
4. Are my legs shaved
3. what underwear am I wearing
2. Hold on to your dentures
1. Oh Shit!!


Valerie said...


Charise said...

hahahahaha how loud did you fart? your funny mom!!

Vicki said...

yes, all of them valid and appropriate. See, you are a quick thinker, now tell us the answers to all of the questions. : )

Amanda said...

haha hilarious!!