Monday, May 4, 2009

Top 10 things I thought about as I fell


10. Oh shit!!!
9. Are those my feet in the air?
8. Did I buy the winning lotto ticket?
7. I am hungry
6. Who is the stupid ass that polished these floors
5. How loud will I fart when I land?
4. Are my legs shaved
3. what underwear am I wearing
2. Hold on to your dentures
1. Oh Shit!!

4 comments:

Valerie said...

Ha!

Charise said...

hahahahaha how loud did you fart? your funny mom!!

Vicki said...

yes, all of them valid and appropriate. See, you are a quick thinker, now tell us the answers to all of the questions. : )

Amanda said...

haha hilarious!!